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About our Dictatorship

Welcome to Saudi Arabia

Democracy means the rule of the people. Hence the rule of the people is not established until they get equal political, social and economic rights. In the west, what is publicized as democracy is not more than a limited social and political democracy with different phases from country to country. In these countries more money can buy more “democracy”. Anyone who can pay for the expensive election’s propaganda costs, can candidate herself or himself for different levels of the governing bodies. Once they have succeeded, they will enjoy the benefits of these “democracies”. That will be provided to the citizens of that country.

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About our MIssion

ISIS Mission

The Islamic State has become part and parcel of global news cycles, but its goals remain little discussed. Instead, Westerners focus on determining whether or not IS should be understood as representing Islam or rather as an aberration of the faith.
This orgy of destruction all but indicates that the IS version of Islam is very close, if not actually identical, to the so-called Wahhabi version of the faith practiced in Saudi Arabia. Wahhabi believers regard all other Muslims, whether they adhere to the Sunni or the Shia line of the faith, as Mushrik or perpetrators of the sin of Shirk, meaning idolatry or polytheism. As a result, Wahhabi Islam relies on a strictly puritanical understanding of monotheism (Tawhid) and rejects any form of intercession by saintly figures and/or other divinely inspired people or objects. Hence, the group's wanton destruction of shrines, graves and traces of pre-Islamic cultures (corresponding to the era of Jahiliyyah when humanity was living in "ignorance of the Divine Law," as worded by the Muslim Brotherhood's legendary leader Sayyid Qutb).

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About our Vision

Our Vision for ISIS

  • A burning desire to destroy the legacy of Sykes-Picot.
  • Returning the world to an idyllic past.
  • Forcing a referendum on Islam itself. The whole idea of declaring itself a Caliphate isn't just an exercise in rhetoric: it's a direct challenge to Muslims everywhere to pick a side.

Our Area of Work

What We Do

  • Justice System

    Our mission is to create a society in which an informed and active kingdom is sovereign and makes policy decisions based on their supreme intelligence.

  • Police System

    We will control citizens, forcing them to support ISIS with us.

  • Law & Order System

    We have been stockpiling whips and guillotines.

  • Health System

    While promoting Daesh we eat ourselves to morbid obesity, a favorite past time.

Our people

Our Top Goodfellas

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Majed Abdulaziz al-Saud
Prince of Rape

Arrested on suspicion of false imprisonment, sexual assault and battery, a Saudi prince has also recently been accused of attacking at least three women and holding them captive for several days.

Majed Abdulaziz al-Saud

Prince of Rape

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Salman bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud
Leader of ISIS

All of ISIS reports to King Salman, eagerly awaiting his instrucion on their next action.

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Abdul Mohsen bin Walid bin Abdul Aziz al-Saud
Drug Prince

Airport security seized 40 suitcases allegedly stuffed with more than 4,000 pounds of the amphetamine Captagon and cocaine.

Pedophilia
Serving ISIS
Political Conference

ISIS Funding

When it comes to ISIS, particularly funding them, Saudi Arabia politicians seem keen to get on the bandwagon and associate themselves with victory. But is there a line and when is it crossed? We believe not!

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